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2009

December 232
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September 426
August 291
July 252
June 283
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Here At the End of All Things - Chapter...

Hey everyone! Take a look at the story I wrote for you below - it’s a continuation of...
Dec 15th
Listen Listen
bibliotheque: Pixies/Here Comes Your Man ARB. ARB. ARB. ARB. ARB. ARB. ARB
Dec 14th
Floppy Disk, what sound does a Fonzie make?
Dec 14th

well now you're just showing off.

Dec 14th
Well played, Gorum. Well. Played.
Dec 14th
HEY!
Dec 14th

Gotta love opinions.

Something something assholes.
Dec 14th
Oz says he isn’t so crazy about the new Twitter...
Dec 14th
YAY!!
Dec 14th
I found this via Nevver. Click thru image for original...
Dec 14th
I’ve long suspected I might be slightly dyslexic or something, because I *often* transpose...
Dec 14th
wordjournal: Word Idol (like American Idol idol but for...
Dec 14th
everythinginthesky: Warren Ellis (with apologies): I ATE...
Dec 14th

Stage Directions: [pisses self]

Dec 14th

Thanks iPhone, for autocorrecting...

sniffyjenkins: baileygenine: marleymarley: (via baileygenine) Wait - which one is which...
Dec 14th
PSA: Rohypnol, the ‘date rape drug’ (or ‘roofies’ as the kids call it), is...
Dec 14th

Maybe it's due to forced repeated...

shoesonwrong: “Say, what’s in this drink?” Rohypnol.
Dec 14th
gorillasushi: Eoporto has a face that makes a nice...
Dec 14th

Round Three, Week One Wrapup

monkeyfrog: toomanycooks: And here we are again, with a new round of first chapters! “Here At...
Dec 14th
rachelarogers: nicky36: Sock porn. ARGYLES! OH. YES. ...
Dec 14th

I'M TOO STUPID TO LIVE.

Dec 13th

I HAVE TOO MANY PASSWORDS.

Dec 13th
never… remember? think of after the fact?…. ...
Dec 13th
monkeyfrog: (via everythinginthesky) Dr. Scholl’s! Also,...
Dec 13th
Hi 5, GS et. al.
Dec 13th
Dinner: eggplant delight with tofu and brown rice, jasmine...
Dec 13th
Keenly aware of the fact that, becase I was rushed through my shower by the precipitous closing of...
Dec 13th
It’s just another wild Saturday night for this partay...
Dec 13th
never forget, etc.
Dec 12th
Modest Mouse - Gravity Rides Everything
Dec 12th

Too Many Cooks - Friday's Story

I don’t know if you’re aware, but yesterday was Friday. The last day of the work-week....
Dec 12th
I like notebooks, too. Also: mine has a robot on it....
Dec 12th
jasonpermenter: I’ve mentioned The Kraken Rum a couple of...
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
I, for one, never could get enough of Dick Van Dyke.
Dec 12th
finding my bliss starting the day with a positive attitude ...
Dec 12th
Saturday morning bedside table jumble.
Dec 12th
Do we need to shut down the internet? I think we need to...
Dec 12th
OH HAI FLOPPY DISK!!
Dec 12th
Dear melissasantos - Did you know yer on my socks? ...
Dec 12th
g’night tumblr
Dec 12th

That's it. I've made my decision.

I’m going to be awesome.
Dec 12th

Hey guys - I'm working on my essays for...

L.O.L.
Dec 12th
monkeyfrog: Rats for everyone! True story: I used to have a pet rat who looked *exactly* like...
Dec 12th

Dear Espresso,

Just shut up and do your job already.
Dec 12th

Beer-delivery service.

Someone make this a thing pls.
Dec 12th

britting shicks.

Dec 12th
“Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren’t...”
— Tom Cruise, you eloquent...
Dec 12th
I love this reputation that I’m fostering for myself, btw. I really hardly ever drink! La!
Dec 11th
caseofwine: I was going to ask you which hard liquor you...
Dec 11th
Phoenix - Lisztomania (Alex Metric Remix)
Dec 11th
MGMT - Electric Feel
Dec 11th
Does It Offend You, Yeah? - Dawn Of The Dead
Dec 11th
The Buzzcocks - Why Can't I Touch It?
Dec 11th
Animal Collective - My Girls
Dec 11th

Too Many Cooks - Thursday's Story Ok,...

stuffparty: marleymarley: I totally read this as “Too Many Cocks”. Also: I’m sorry. . ...
Dec 11th

Too Many Cooks - Thursday's Story

Ok, I’m a little less freaked out by how late I am in pimping the stories from Too Many Cooks, so...
Dec 11th

Too Many Cooks - Wednesday's Story

I HAVE BEEN REMISS IN MY TOO MANY COOKS DUTIES - EVERYONE - READ SOME STORIES WRITTEN BY YOUR...
Dec 11th

[SQUEEE!!!]

Dec 11th
Is it just me or has this been a particularly long week? ...
Dec 11th
shaneguiter: (via mfs) <3
Dec 11th
Steve - you simply must let us know the first time this...
Dec 11th
Thinking of making summa this. Wassail Ingredients (Serves...
Dec 11th
MERRYCHRISTMASNUKKAH FOR ME KTHX
Dec 11th
The Olivetti Valentine *rawr*
Dec 11th
sighcovet can’t decide if I might like it better in...
Dec 11th
Seattle Chocolates: get. in. mah. pants.
Dec 11th
mademoisellechrissie’s photostream over at flickr is...
Dec 11th
Star Trek Pez LED Menorah You’re welcome.
Dec 11th
Goodnight tumblr!
Dec 11th
OH HAI REASON # 4OO KABILLION WHY I WANT TO GO TO NEW...
Dec 11th
From a series called ‘Apparitions’ by Soasig...
Dec 11th
The Limousines - Very Busy People
Dec 11th
Say Hi to Your Mom - Sweet Sweet Heartkiller
Dec 10th

Thanks a lot Ange, now I'm starving.

Dec 10th
Alyson Provax’s Time Wasting Experiment available on...
Dec 10th
nevver: Agenda 2010 Could this be more awesome? No. It...
Dec 10th

Sources will neither confirm or deny...

Let me just say I’m glad that security kicked us out of the hot tub last night because I...
Dec 10th
Guys/ I’m with pocketcontents and I think I Might be wearing Sween’s ballcap....
Dec 10th
frageelaytwit: GPOYW, “I did not want to take my photo today” edition. And I did anyway....
Dec 10th

Christ on a cracker

I write and I edit other writers. We have conventions we must follow. My frustration with my...
Dec 10th
GPOYNewTattooW - Multi-tasking edition
Dec 10th
1. I don’t have to edit 300 pages of your writing, so ‘tink tink’ away to your...
Dec 9th

Douchestasy

A word I just made up to describe my ramblings today. Yours to use free of charge.
Dec 9th

WILL THESE MOFOS NEVER LEARN TO USE THE...

coyotesqrl: (via marleymarley) I tend to include a lot of appositives in my writing - one of many...
Dec 9th

WILL THESE MOFOS NEVER LEARN TO USE THE...

Dec 9th

Paul's Wounds - Chapter 1

toomanycooks: The violence done to his body in the last few seconds would not register in his...
Dec 9th
(via coyotesqrl) GET.ON.MAH.DESK.TOP. (right-click -...
Dec 9th

Oh Jakob, I heart you cutie-paj.

Dec 9th

HAHAHAHA

ROFLDANISHBRANDINGPROTECTIONRULES!!!!
Dec 9th

MARLEY, LEGO HAS NO PLURALIS FORM!

do-over: marleymarley: chokladkakan: ONE PIECE OF LEGO, TWO LEGO PIECES, THREE LEGO PIES! ...
Dec 9th

MARLEY, LEGO HAS NO PLURALIS FORM!

chokladkakan: marleymarley: chokladkakan: <snip> English-teacher-von-Grumpy has...
Dec 9th

MARLEY, LEGO HAS NO PLURALIS FORM!

chokladkakan: ONE PIECE OF LEGO, TWO LEGO PIECES, THREE LEGO PIES! Wait. Sorry, dude. Common...
Dec 9th

Jakob's got an enormous Lego, everone.

I’m so going to delete this in 10 minutes. This is terrible. Someone call CPS and Interpol.
Dec 9th

holy mother of the cookie monster

is now my status update in gmail.
Dec 9th
This adorable dog just came into my office, farted, and then...
Dec 9th
Warch Watch
everythinginthesky: Yann Tiersen playing the piano on 6 iPhones. Wow. via I love Yann...
Dec 9th

BIRD GEEKERY!

monkeyfrog: I’m pretty sure I just heard Sandhill Cranes in my neighborhood which brings me about...
Dec 9th
coyotesqrl: Hel(vetica) is (not) other fonts. I woke up...
Dec 9th
jollilama: ( g-funk:ak47:kuruyoku:via) It’s...
Dec 8th

Oh.

Video of this afternoon’s medieval torture personal journey will be available in 2 hours...
Dec 8th
Oh screw you asshat!
Dec 8th
Done. Beer me. With a tequila chaser.
Dec 8th
All done!
Dec 8th
!!!!
Dec 8th
Matt & Kim - Daylight
Dec 8th
tinyclicks: Your sinkhole is vulnerable to chemical weathering processes, doofus. You...
Dec 8th
Artist GraCra. Neat stuff.
Dec 8th
doublejack: fuckyeahbatman: via d.yimg.com ...
Dec 8th
Phoenix - Countdown (Sick For The Big Sun)
Dec 8th
*WOW* Nature, you’re so cool. Photos of striped...
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
Ramona Falls - I Say Fever Fantastic use of decoupage-y illustrations in this video.
Dec 8th
I’ve shared my feelings about geese with you before. ...
Dec 8th
I <3 Wobots
Dec 8th
Excuse me for being out of the loop, but did you see this? ...
Dec 8th
nevver: Box for Standing DO IT.
Dec 8th
Few joys in life can compare to eating cold leftover pad Thai noodles straight out of the carton...
Dec 8th
oy. vey.
Dec 8th

I'll have two of whatever it is that...

YES. IT’LL TAKE TWO.
Dec 8th

nervus barfter

Dec 8th

No *YOU'VE* got the big scary beer burps...

Dec 8th
At the tone the time will be precisely beer-thirty with...
Dec 8th
Listen Listen
davislove: Sir Psycho Sexy - RHCP I’m a givin’ cuz she’s the reciever I won’t and I don’t hang up...
Dec 7th
it’s prolly a really bad idea for me to have...
Dec 7th
I think I’ll just stay here today.
Dec 7th

What does it mean when water falls from...

I’M ASKING FOR THE FUCKING MORONS ON THIS FREEWAY IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA no I wasn’t...
Dec 7th
ragbag: word idol week 1. an unnecessary history: i began...
Dec 7th
coyotesqrl: Marley’s Kool-Aid was electric. ZOMG THIS IS...
Dec 7th
Ok which one of you jokers put the brown acid in my coffee...
Dec 7th
inmi: I was reminded of this book by a fellow fan of...
Dec 7th
“If you have behaved badly, repent, make what amends you can...”
— Aldous Huxley Srsly. (via...
Dec 6th
When you’re as productive as I’ve been lately,...
Dec 6th
Come and get us, Mikey boy - BOOM, POW!!!
Dec 6th
angelablack: MIKE. SMASHES. HIS. WAY. ONTO. MY. TUMBLR....
Dec 6th
“Aaahhh hate rabbits.”
— Yosemite Sam
Dec 6th
Too much?
Dec 6th
No, YOU’RE procrastinating.
Dec 6th
Lo-Fi-Fnk - City
Dec 6th
Screw the cock. This happened.
Dec 6th
Passion Pit - Little Secrets
Dec 6th

Back to throwing ninja stars.

Dec 6th
ronbailey: dbmurphy: airport: I can’t stop...
Dec 6th
I’ll take 10 of each. No. Really.
Dec 6th
Here we are, tumblr. Ladeez night out! Buckadow!
Dec 6th
Someone pls make my cats stop shitting so gdamn much kthx.
Dec 6th
delgrosso: “Je savais qu’ils reviendraient. Il n’était...
Dec 6th
No YOU’RE drinking by yourself in your office on a...
Dec 6th
rinaedin: Hanging out with the most awesome lady EVER,...
Dec 6th
Watch me draw
Dec 6th
If it’s fashion advice you’re wanting, well then...
Dec 5th
KEWT WOBOT WUV IT. Plate at Etsy:...
Dec 5th
Hey Asshat!
Dec 5th
They’re my children. I can’t post a pic of the...
Dec 5th

and I thought *I* had monkey toes...

(via caseofwhine) THEY’RE ‘ELEGANTLY ARTICULATED’ and yes I can type 75WPM on...
Dec 5th
I don’t think you understand my plight.
Dec 5th
Once again my prayers for a crack-team of...
Dec 5th

What stars?

Dec 5th
Ok. So, technically yes I’m sitting in a wine bar...
Dec 5th
Yeah, it’s kinda like that.
Dec 5th
Once more, with feeling. Also: ROTFLSHINYFOREHEAD
Dec 5th
hellonurse: WANT If I can get my way at some point in the...
Dec 5th
Hey. So, what day is this again? Hmmph.
Dec 5th

is it time to dance like Angela yet?

Dec 5th

You know who loves working late on a...

No one. ’____’
Dec 5th
caseofwhine: There’s room for about 3 more. Bring...
Dec 4th
Withered, syphilitic dicks.
Dec 4th

Dear Yahoo Mail Service,

KINDLY SUCK A BAG OF FUCKING DICKS. Yours truly, grrrrrrrrrr
Dec 4th

Well.

I guess it’s Friday.
Dec 4th

{nervus}

Dearest Angela Blackitude, Please consider this my official application for inclusion in your...
Dec 4th
painedbrain: Fanny Friday, HO HO HO! I CAN SEE KRIS...
Dec 4th

*wow* thanks peeps!

{gushes}
Dec 4th

Anyone wanna help a girl out?

What’s a good song to excercise/run to? I have beaten my iTunes playlists to death, and...
Dec 4th
brienis: marleymarley: marleyfacts: loves gingko leaves...
Dec 4th
marleyfacts: loves gingko leaves - something about the fan...
Dec 4th
coyotesqrl: marleymarley: Think I’ll take a cab. Or...
Dec 4th
Think I’ll take a cab. Or walk. Thanks.
Dec 4th
ROTFLINFERNOFARTS
Dec 4th
jollilama: itsallinmyhead: thewordunheard: Andreas and...
Dec 4th
Mayo? If yes, then you can have half.
Dec 4th
saidme: I’m moving in with Rinaedin. And she can’t stop me. I know, I know. I was here, too....
Dec 4th

Hey marley, nice pan.

davislove: Maybe later I’ll show you mine.  ;) ring-a-ding-ding
Dec 3rd
I’d rather spring form.
Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
Dec 3rd

I KNOW!

Dec 3rd

[lightning]

Dec 3rd

APOLOGIES EVERYONE

ANGELA’S DANCE CARD IS HENCEFORTH FILLED UP. BY ME.
Dec 3rd
Makin’ plans and squeeing to death.
Dec 3rd
(via redcloud) The world isn’t ready. (tee hee!)
Dec 3rd
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it...”
— Joseph Conrad, 1857 - 1924 ...
Dec 3rd
scottfriday: marleymarley: scottfriday: weren’t you...
Dec 3rd
KEWT!!! Bee, what sound would this pillow make?
Dec 3rd

Count vs. Non-Count Nouns

Live it, learn it, love it.
Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
iRobot’ Soft Morphing Blob Bot Takes its First Steps. Holy. Crap.
Dec 3rd

Hey Goldfrapp people

From Popbitch: » Rock it with rocket « Bored with noughties. Waiting for Goldfrapp ...
Dec 3rd
No, that’s ok Oz, I’ll just go to work now. You...
Dec 3rd
Well, well, well my formidable foe. So we meet again. I...
Dec 3rd
“What rhymes with ‘fisting’?”
— Me. (via hammerito) ...
Dec 3rd

a glimpse into my mind*

“Farts and Rabor - Pake Lain” My brain did this to  the title of tinyclicks’ song...
Dec 3rd
(via mnik) FACEPALM OF DEATH
Dec 3rd

A British bloke once said I sounded like...

Never been more insulted in my life.
Dec 3rd

I'm from California.

doublejack: We’re, like, scientifically proven to have the least accented English of any region in...
Dec 3rd

WAIT ** WAIT ** WAIT

Think about THIS!! (If you haven’t already before) Almost everyone is reading your words in...
Dec 3rd

You know what's *really* fun?

Just about anything I’m not doing right now.
Dec 3rd
ruh-roh
Dec 3rd
The reality is coming from somewhere outside the girl. And very very far away.
Dec 2nd

honestly

Whisper campaigns just GTFO.
Dec 2nd
Tokyo Police Club - 05-tesselate
Dec 2nd
GPOYWGYM-MF Getting your mid-morning fix.
Dec 2nd
“…why has feminism, which managed to win so many battles—the...”
— Feminism and Gail Collins’s...
Dec 2nd
The Bird And The Bee - Polite Dance Song
Dec 2nd
Shake The Disease Hooverphonic
Dec 2nd
ladawn: I want to be Marlene Dietrich when I grow up. ...
Dec 2nd
nevver: Painting render crash YOU HEART THIS DON’T...
Dec 2nd
The Breeders - Gigantic (live 03-07-03)
Dec 2nd
Oh the cackling women in Starbux. Grrbbbllvvzzzzz.
Dec 2nd
shaneguiter: Little Miss Sunshine (via...
Dec 2nd
karinanotcinerina: kathleenellis: innowaystolen: via...
Dec 2nd
Editing all day can make a girl a little punchy.
Dec 2nd
(via bibliotheque) I have an irrational love for this...
Dec 2nd
hammerito: rickahh: i think the bad girls club is actually a very accurate portrait of females....
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
OH HAI IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE SOME FUN NOW VAMPIRE WEEKEND, COUSINS
Dec 1st

Better fat than a coward.

frageelaytwit: This needs to be embroidered on a pillow somewhere. With a matching pillow that...
Dec 1st
“Outside in the street is the murmur and singing of life in...”
— excerpt from In a Breath, Carl...
Dec 1st
wordishness: I’m done now. I just. Have to have this. On...
Dec 1st
rrrrred: Hightop Sneaker Socks Please?! MUST HAVE KTHX
Dec 1st

I'm in a really good mood today.

Dec 1st
ROTFLMFAO
Dec 1st
Ok. I would dress myself like a complete idiot if you let...
Dec 1st
someone make me get off etsy.
Dec 1st
vintage toys are teh kewl. from etsy
Dec 1st
Gosh it’s chilly here. Have to dust off my jacket for...
Dec 1st
(via naybowl)
Dec 1st