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you're soaking in it.

pre-Target checklist

Posted 1 month ago
- post-workout crotch-sweat in full bloom: Check.
- greasy sweaty hair scraped up on the top of head, weird short hairs sticking out all over: check.
- sweaty: check.
- malodorous: check.
- chin zit, dubbed ‘Terence Trent-D’Arby’, in final stages of pus efflorescence: Check.
- wobbly from head-to-toe from new ‘strength-training’ workout regimen: check

Hello, Target shoppers!
- at least my breath's ok
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5. catty1 said: Wow, I was going to swing into Target on my way from yoga but I wanted to spare people. :)
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12. theungracefulone said: Now I’ll be signing “Wishing Well” all night and thinking about your sweaty crotch. PERFECT
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